In the Wizarding World, you find out which Hogwarts house you belong to by wearing the Sorting Hat. In the online world, you find out your house through the comments section. Yup, the infamous Facebook comments section.
More often than not, the comments section is a toxic place you wouldn't want to dip your wand into. But for the sake of being sorted into a house, let's imagine that it's a magical place, shall we?
Getting Sorted on Facebook does not require any sort of wizardry. All you have to do is click into any post box, and type in H-o-g-w-a-r-t-s.com in the comments. Then, breathe in, muster up some Gryffindor bravery, and hit submit. Once you click enter, there will be a generated link that will tell you which House you belong to!
Yes, I'm a Slytherin, but I'm a good person, I promise.
Obviously, this quick and easy Sorting Hat trick doesn't take into account your personality traits. And it is evidently not J.K. Rowling-approved. It appears to randomly select any of the four houses, so you're in luck if you get the house you want to get into.
Now log on to Facebook, and go get Sorted!